Screwed In SL

LadyLove Vagina VS2

2009-03-17T19:55:00.000-04:00

So this post is going to be a major assault on my vanity for several reasons. First, these are all in-world snapshots and completely un-retouched to maintain the utmost in fidelity.

Now, that, in and of itself is pretty unremarkable, as I am a lazy bitch and loathe retouching anyway. But, when it comes to my naked bod and the way poses can stretch the mesh and hair cuts into my shoulders in weird ways and yaddayaddayadda, I usually like to bust out the clone tool/healing brush/smudge finger to tweak and tickle things back into place.

However, for today's post? Not one jot. Why? Because you need to see this thing un-fucked-with. It's gorgeous. It's perfect. I've never seen anything like it. Which brings me to my next issue...

I totally bogart the pussy.

Yes, it's true, I am guilty of trying to hog this one all to myself, which is kinda' funny considering I originally spotted it on another AV in the Roissy sim and went all "Inspector Gadget" on that shit. I was like "*gasp!* Go, go gadget 'inspect' tool!" and then I immediately TP'd the hell out of there and bought one for myself.

Now, this may seem a contradiction, being that I am known for playing "flash the gash" around adult sims, wearing the glitch-pants-free slut skirts and making sure the upskirt cammers get a good look, but if I see an AV staring for too long? BLAM! I get the hell out of dodge. I loved the jaw-dropping novelty of it, you know? And to my credit, I wasn't a total bitch. If anyone came right out and asked me, I fessed up and gave them a landmark right away. Because you can't hide your light under a bushel. Or something.

So putting my vanity aside, finally, and risking being one more body-part less unique, I admit I've been greedy long enough. Time to give up the ginch. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the LadyLove Vagina VS2!

I made it a point to throw down a few poses so you get some idea of how seamlessly it blends with a skin. ANY skin. See...?

And that's what makes this little wonder so unique. Designer Deckheard Cleanslate and artist Niola Rossini have merged their considerable wonder-twins powers and made the prim pussy to end all prim pussies. No clunky torus and ring rigs here. Every detail is lickably photo-real and edged in soft alpha to make the joins utterly seamless. And each "kit" comes with 3 sizes and styles to make fitting a lot more pleasant to deal with, though it still requires moderate to advanced prim-fitting skils to place exactly right.

To make colorizing your little paintbox easier, the creators have even included this handy-dandy colorizing stand. It works like a regular posing stand, but spawns a range of colored swatches. What you do is click on the shade that matches the closest, and the swatches all recolor themselves into a narrower and narrower range of shades until you have your perfect match.

Great idea, but I found this to be a bit too ticklish for me, and just snapped into edit mode to fine-tune the tinting myself, which, literally took seconds after finding an approximate shade with the stand. I suspect that was the creators' plan all along.

But remember to make a copy! And, hell, even if you don't, the package includes a proof-of-purchase that you "wear" for updates and replacements when you visit the store, which is genius and hassle-free if you break your junk.

As for updates, I've had mine forever and haven't seen one yet, but, then, it's pointless to improve on perfection, innit'?

Here's a peek at the HUD, which is another stroke of brilliance. Simple one-button-click to change arousal states (there are FIVE for fuck's sake!), to cum or to pee are enough to make you wish the real thing were this simple to work. ;-)

Also, clicking the main center button puts the pussy away so you can wear it under clothes. Until you wear a prim skirt, that is, and it overtakes the pelvis attach point, which, naturally, the LadyLove defaults to.

Speaking of clicking, should you be about with your cooch hanging out, if someone clicks on it, a drop-down menu appears and asks you to decide if that errant click was enough to turn you on or if you want to ban that groper. Your choice, of course, but, regardless, it all happens without one single line of chat! YAY! Because, seriously, talking cooters are weird and unnecessary.

And speaking of talking, enough talking. Let's get down to the nitty gritty of this awesome kitty and take a close-up look at all five arousal states. I've demonstrated the concept of "overkill" quite beautifully here, shooting every pic in this post at 1600X1200 so you can click to biggify and really get in there...

...all up in my pussy.

Snicker.

Direct teleport to the land of awesome where this pussy lives, as well as other noteworthy details, are at the bottom of this post.

TELEPORT TO LADYLOVE NOW!

All poses from [LAP] except the fourth pic, which is from Reel Expressions and
the 6th pic, which from ANA_Mations.

Skin by Curio

Fantasy Skin by Sin Skins

Bare Feet by Slink

Virtual Artworks - Sex Couch SV1

2009-03-11T22:43:00.000-04:00

So I stumbled across this little gem of a store whilst on a search to find & landmark an especially populated porn theater I had previously visited that had car seats among the usual cinema seating and loads of filthy animations. I never did find it again, so if anyone knows what the hell I'm talking about, please, drop me a line.

Anyhoo, like any good sex sim, this one had a mini-mall on the periphery, and one of the shops caught my eye. Virtual Artworks, or VAW, is the brainchild of Renegade Gray, scripter, animator and builder extraordinaire. Ever on the prowl for unconventional animations, I immediately began gleefully pose-hopping, as this was a store I'd not seen in the usual haunts.

One of the items that I found especially intriguing was the Sex Couch SV1. Actually, it's more like a sex chair as it really only "seats" one in the traditional sense. It's a nicely constructed and unassuming little sculpty piece, too, easily tinted/modded to fit any decor, and simple enough in design to settle into most styles.

But, really, those points are secondary to what amounts to a very sexy hunk of animated hotness. See...?

Yeah, I know. But I meant the chair. ;-) Now, right off the bat I noticed that there's a perfectly respectable solo sitting animation that deftly hints at a subtle, squirmy impatience. Nothing too over-the-top, but definitely perceptible and very nicely done. I think I caught it at its peak right about here:

Hey, big boy...is this what you were waiting for?

When a partner joins you, it eases into a very nice kneeling hand-job with emotes. Again, nothing too over-the-top, just a naughty knowing smile on the giver's face and intermittent drop-jawed, eyes-shut, squirming on the receiver's.

One of the things I love about this piece is the natural progression of events. Sitting to hand-job, hand job to blow job, blow job to urgent mouth fuck and finally pulling the giver into your lap for a nice ride. All with nice smooth transitions and the option to set the action manually, automatically, or, if you've got no one handy to test drive it in the store with you, as I didn't, demo mode.

I'm a sucker (har!) for realistic physics and gestures, so I was pleased with the very natural writhing and head-lolling that comprise the receiver's reactions...

And by the time the giver finally climbs aboard, you can almost hear that mutual preprandial sigh. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. ;-)

The sex animation, like the three previous animations, runs in a single, but long, hitch-free loop. No weird jerks or hiccups to mark the beginning or end of the loop. Lovely.

The facial expressions and body language work nicely together, especially here. Lots of eye-contact and fiery passion. Pieces like this are the reason most "eleventy billion sex animations included!" sex beds just don't pass muster for me. I love those little details that take what is, lets face it, a ubiquitous poseball (the BJ) and turn it onto a sexy, almost cinematic masterpiece. Nice job, Renegade.

Really no reason for this last shot here. Just always looking for an excuse to show off my ass.

So drop by VAW, especially if you're in the market for some new sexings. There's a nice spectrum of action there, from the vanilla to a bit of BDSM, the sweet to the raunchy, though nothing too fetishy or raw. He does other stuff too, scripty things and DJ tables and whatnot, but you know me and my one-track mind. ;-)

Oh, and I'd be remiss if I didn't mention Renegade's fantastic customer service. I was at one of the satellite stores and apparently I "had teh dumb" because I totally bought the same thing twice by accident. I wrote up a quick notecard, passed the item back to him and logged out for the night. Judging from the timestamp on my offline, it was a matter of mere hours that he responded to me & had cheerfully solved the problem. Nice!

TELEPORT TO VAW NOW

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(also recommended from VAW: "Kneeling BJ Poseballs")

Welcome

2009-03-11T22:06:00.000-04:00

Ohai!

I guess I should start off by warning you that this blog is NSFW. Nor will it be. Ever.

Nope, there will be loads and loads of glorious pixel nudity, hot pixel-on-pixel action, and frank discussions about things like pixel dinks and pixel kitties. Wheeee!

Let's face it, some of us on SL are binary bonin'. Poking our ones into zeroes every chance we get. Why? Who knows. For some, SLex is an appetizer. For some, it's the main course. For some it's a taboo-smashing exotic side dish. Whatever you think of it, or the people that do it, it's out there, and it, like fashion in SL, can sometimes be full of shit.

There are a lot of pitfalls for those would-be & already-notorious erotic roleplayers out there. Things like ugly "freenises" and spazzy animations and other hideously overpriced garbage. SLex and its attendant accessories are counting on your curiosity and horniness to make a fast buck and leave you wondering "Is that all there is?"

And no, it isn't. With that magic combination of chemistry, imaginative roleplay & cool accessories (but mainly imaginative RP & chemistry ), SLex can be pretty fuckin' hot.

So here's one girl's experience of the finer things to be found under Second Life's sticky underbelly. Places to see, people to do, goodies to be had. Hope you enjoy.